money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Apocalypse update from Canada: Everything is in ruins. Canada is in devastation. The moose have begun forming their own government; we are waiting for their next move.
UPDATE: THE MOOSE HAVE BEGUN HERDING THE HUMANS. I HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM MY FAMILY. I CANNOT SEE THEM, I CAN ONLY SEE ANTLERS.
A FRIENDLY GROUP OF VIGILANTE MOOSE HAVE TAKEN ME IN. AT DAWN, WE RIDE.